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Bring me the winner

Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.

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The mean man's party.

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The mean man's party.

The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friends how to find her apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push child Inflatable Productswith your foot."

　　"Why use my elbow and foot?"

　　"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?"

The mean man's party.

The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friends how to find her apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push child Inflatable Productswith your foot."

　　"Why use my elbow and foot?"

　　"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?"

Advice for "Kid"

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Which woman?

One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.

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most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield."

　　My husband looked up and said, "Mom's here?"

The doctor lives downstairs

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One Engine Left

A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost ones of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a r
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Logic Reasoning

A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils an lesson on logic.

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Dating

When the young waitress in the café in Tom's building started wav hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at the least 15 years younger than he. One day she waved and beckoned to Tom again. When Tom strolled over, she asked, "Are you single?"


　　"Why, yes," Tom replied, smiling at her broadly.

　　"So is my mom," she said. "Would you like to meet her?"

Dating

When the young waitress in the café in Tom's building started wav hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at the least 15 years younger than he. One day she waved and beckoned to Tom again. When Tom strolled over, she asked, "Are you single?"


　　"Why, yes," Tom replied, smiling at her broadly.

　　"So is my mom," she said. "Would you like to meet her?"

But the teacher cried

The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first dayssales Inflatable Tunnelof school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.

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